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But because it is free of charge, I will not accept any deadlines. Meaning no birthday requests, anniversaries and what have yous.

Please understand that I may be busy at the time and I’m pretty much doing this as a favor.

However, I will accept deadlines to those who chose to pay the listed price.

Which means I will put you ahead of everyone else on the waiting list.

If you refuse to pay, think of it this way:

If I’m not worth your money, you’re not worth my time.

Simple as that. :)
Payment accepted via Paypal only under the above email.